A little goon
in a locker room
rat-tails the octaroon
He'll be drinking vodka soon
and his big brothers are frat guys
whose IQs lose to their fitted baseball hat size
Smirkin' jocks with hackysacks
in Birkenstocks and khaki slacks
I'm the hypest lyricisT
while they're like, "What type of beer is this?"
The liquid is ubiquitous
and has stch a hold
on all the strata, it's just got to be
government-controlled
Behind the bottle and the throne
sits an unknown man wiser
and bigger for the liquoR store
the number one franchiser
Perhaps Georee Bush and his sons
are relatives of Anheiser